King Lowry Lynch has a BIG secret.
And no-one must find out, especially his mother, Queenie. 
But Queenie is more worried about Lowry's hair. It flows down his back.

It gets into the soup -- it's EVERYWHERE.
What must the neighbours think?
Seamus,the Widow's son, doesn't think about it at all. 
But soon he has to - and now he too has a big secret to keep!